Wednesday, 30 March 2011

The Rules of the Game

The rules are very simple. We both watch the Formula 1 race together (if we both can keep our eyes open) and then if my hero, Lewis Hamilton wins, I get to spank Felicia's bottom with a hairbrush. That's quite a lot of fun. If, on the other hand, he doesn't win, she gets to spank me. It is exactly as it use to be. One difference, though. If Hamilton is on the podium, she can't smack my bottom for longer than five minutes and not with anything worse than the hairbrush. If he isn't on the podium she is free to do what she wants.


If you followed the Australian Grand Prix, from Melbourne, you will have noticed that it was won by the smug German, Sebastian Vettel. Hamilton was runner up. It was really nothing to argue about. He won fair and square. My poor bottom got its reward.


Five minutes and hairbrush may not sound much, but I can assure you that Felicia is good at making the most of her time.


After the race I had to present myself, knickers down, to lie in her lap. If you didn't know it, smacking a bottom really hard and really quick with a hairbrush causes an intense sense of pain. Already after a couple of seconds.


As I said, she made the most of the situation and kept on smacking me for the whole time as if her life depended on it.


I am regularly a very obedient spankee, lying still and not protesting. But her onslaught made me both cringe and wriggle and make all sorts of silly and pathetic sounds.


Anyway, it was good when it was over. I only hope Hamilton will win the next race.




5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great to see you back Miranda! And looking forward to some Teutonic Dominance for the rest of the season

S

Anonymous said...

you give formula one that little extra bit of excitement - poor you - that was as good as a win for Hamilton - good luck for sepang! :-)
JB

Anonymous said...

Can't wait to hear waht happened to you after sepang - poor lewis, poor you :-9
JB

Miranda said...

Dear S, I am still here, but not very active, I guess this deserves some kind of punishment...

Dear JB, it could have been far worse. Next blogpost contains the result of the two last races...:-)

Hugs

Miranda

sadeyquinn said...

Brilliant idea for a game! :)