Wednesday, 21 October 2009

A Brilliant Idea

'I have a brilliant idea,' a certain redhead said to me yesterday evening.

'Hmphff,' I said, or something similar. Her brilliant ideas often mean just one thing.

'You had some good response for your delurking post, right?'


'I thought that I should do something too.'


'I think I will go and get your hairbrush and give you, say, ten smacks for each of the comments.'

'What a stupid idea,' I said.

'No, it is a brilliant idea.'

'So I am going to get a spanking because I get comments, and more because I get more comments?'


'That's not fair.'

'I think it is very fair. Your readers have made an effort to comment and it is right and proper that you should do something in return.'

'Like getting a spanking?'



'I'll get your hairbrush while you take your knickers down and then we can begin.'

There is always something very annoying when something like that is said in a very cheerful voice. And I hope you noticed that she called it my hairbrush. She is the only one who use it.

A little later I was lying across her knee, knickers down and skirt flipped up. There was a bit of bargaining, me thinking ten for each comment was a little too much, but lying like that is not a good position for negotiations.

'Do you want warm up?' she then asked.

'Does the warm up count?'

'Of course not.'

'No, then.'

She then began in earnest to make sure I was grateful for all the comments. She smacked me in tens and waited a little in between. The hairbrush is very big and very heavy, at least in Felicia's hand.

When she had come to the sixth comment, and I was thinking that it still was a long way to go, although my bottom thought it was quite enough, she stopped and thought for a while.

'This really cheers me up. I think, there should be one with the belt for each comment too.'

'That's not fair.'

'Two, then.'

'You can't just change the rules all the time.'


'Oh, I'll keep my peace,' I sighed, knowing that she was impossible to talk to when she was in this mood.

She promptly delivered the rest with the hairbrush, and I can tell you that it was far from as easy to take them as it is to write it here.

You can't kneel on a chair with a skirt, at least not when you are supposed to present your bared bottom to be smacked. So it had to come off, along with my knickers.

39 with the belt sounds a lot. I didn't mean the pun when I wrote this, but it is true that it sounds a lot. There is a very special sound, when the belt hits the skin. And the fact that it is your own skin makes the sound even louder.

Anyway, it was quite a thrashing. Felicia was in a good mood afterwards and I would be lying if I said I wasn't. You know how it is. It hurts and it's bad and all that but when it is over it is quite nice, bottom is warm and your friend is happy.

Today my bottom is still a little sore, which makes me think of you, dear readers. I am a very nice person because I actually enjoyed taking the thrashing for you...smiles.


jim said...

A brilliant post! I'm so pleased to have contributed to the red tingliness of your spanked and smarting bottom!

Dorphin said...

How delightful that you were spanked on my account! Does it count when just now I left another comment on your previous post? I noticed Felicia said "for each of the comments", not "for each of the commenters..." :)

Anonymous said...


I can't tell you how much I loved reading this post, and thinking of you over her knee.

Your posts are a gift that I truly treasure!

Angie said...

Okay, what is with spankers and this obsession with 'your'. Like, 'your' brush, or 'your' paddle or 'your' corner...

And I agree about changing the rules, and adding just for saying something, so not fair!

Glad you two had such a lovely time.

Hermione said...

I'm so glad Felicia knows the importance of rewarding bloggers for their readers' comments on LOL day. Why, it's practically a tradition for some bloggers.


Anonymous said...

hope your bottom is not to sore xx

S in Dallas said...

If we would have known this was in the works, we would have logged in more comments as anonymous and posted many more comments!!!

Miranda said...

Dear Jim, I am glad my ordeals can cheer you up. It was a good spanking, a tad too long for my liking but I am proud to have endured...smiles.

Dear Dorphin, she meant each comment but sadly, you are too late...chuckles.

Dear Anonymous, thank you for the lovely comment. I like to think about myself over her knee too.

Dear Angie, that is because they are evil at heart. They like to pretend that you are doing this to yourself and that they just have to help you...giggles.

Dear Hermione, she is a fair redhead (aint I witty?...hehe). She thinks I should show more gratitude to my lovely readers.

Dear Anonymous, actually, it was a bit tender afterwards but I kind of like that.

Dear S in Dallas, that is quite mean, don't you think?



Alyx said...

I'm glad we could contribute to your happiness....and warm bottom. ;)

Anonymous said...

Of all the spankings and whippings, these men seem to be cowards, not wishing to return the favor to the ones punished, punished only for being women.