Why does springs have to be so busy? When the weather is getting better and you really could enjoy life more you always end up being busy. It is quite annoying. Felicia has millions of deadlines and has no time to keep me in line. Even greater errors go unpunished.
I am joking, we don't really do punishments and that sort of thing but it is true that it hasn't been much bottom smacking in this household. I know, it is easy and doesn't take much time but you need to be in the mood.
There was some action on Monday evening, though. As it happened Felicia was in the kitchen and I just happened to be there equipped with a wooden spoon. Who can blame me? Her bottom really begged for it.
I tried to resist, I really did but what can you do? There I was, spoon in hand, there she was, clad in jeans, leaning forward, bottom on display.
She has a very sweet bottom, my Felicia and when I had started staring at it, there was no turning back. I had to do it.
It was only one smack, but a good one. And you should have seen the look on her face.
Anyway, I soon found myself leaning over the kitchen table, skirt flipped up. Not even my very sweet knickers with monkeys on could persuade Felicia to give me any mercy. No, they had to come down.
Ten smacks on the bare for a good one on her behind, that is a fair rate. And I am doing her an injustice by pretending she was angry. I think she just realised that there had been too little of bottom smacking for a while.
We are taking the weekend and half of next week off to go visit friends and relatives. Lovely Fiona and Kate will let us stay with them for a couple of nights. Hopefully something interesting will come of that. Take care and be kind.