Thursday, 13 December 2007

Boring Miranda

First I have to apologise for not blogging for such a long time. My only excuse is that there has been very little to blog about. My life is very boring at the moment. I am very boring at the moment. Felicia is always busy, no time for smacking my poor abandoned bottom. The cat is busy, I don't know with what, chasing birds and eating. I am boring. I am so boring that when Bananas is with me she falls asleep.


I think I have got a cold or something because not even my exciting work at the library manages to make me happy. Not even the thought of sneaking behind the shelves and strip off and shock the world excites me. If not the thought of a naked library girl excites me, then there is something wrong.


I think it should be the duty for red haired stunners to punish boredom in their household. I think she should smack my bottom for being so utterly boring. That may shake me up a bit.


I am so bored that I want to scream about it and run around and make a nuisance of myself. Then maybe someone would notice me and think me enough annoying to smack my bottom for it. You see how weird my thoughts are. Actually, a good old harsh punishment is the only thing that makes me a little excited. I will stop blogging and think of some good punishment for a bored Miranda.




12 comments:

Jim said...

If it was up to me I would apply my hard-soled slipper, to the seat of your knickers, with such intensity, that you would beg to be allowed your boredom back, for a while. xx

Dove said...

Well I was going to offer a knickers down six of the best with my leather belt but it seems Jim has it covered. Nice one Jim. Never mind the Taming of the Shrew but the Taming with the Shoe.

See Miranda dear we can help with your boredom.

Hugs
Dove

Jim said...

Ladies First, Dove.

Miranda said...

You are such lovely people, caring about poor Miranda and her unpunished bottom. In fact, I get all excited about getting a punishment now, not that my friend has promised any but still.

Hugs

Miranda

Jim said...

I wish there was TV show called Strictly Come Spanking, and you and Felicia were contestants, and Dove and me were judges--wouldn't that be nice?

Dove said...

Yes that would be good Jim, provided the judges get to do some 'correcting' of their own if we think Felicia is being too soft. *evil grin*

Hugs
Dove

Miranda said...

Should there be a panel of judges who give points for best spankings, impact, sound and effect?

You would like that, wouldn't you?

hugs

Miranda

Jim said...

Yes! we judges would hold up those paddle things with the number of points on, but the high points would mean you being chastised with that number of smacks!

Dove said...

Oh dear, those paddles only usually go up to ten, perhaps we should have two.

Hugs
Dove

Miranda said...

Did I say multiplication? That was extremely stupid of me, wasn't it?

I love your rantings. Do you think that program would be popular?

Hugs

Miranda

Jim said...

It would be fantastically popular in the UK, where nearly everyone finds spanking so tantalising.

Did you see Simon Cowell the other week, getting all hot-and-bothered, when that girl group performed Hanky-spanky on X-factor ?

Miranda said...

Dear Jim, no I didn't see that. Sounds quite amusing though.

Hugs

Miranda