I haven't bought anything for Felicia's bottom just yet but I am planning to. I can't believe the fuss about the image she put up on her post. No use in me telling my naughty and suspicious readers that it wasn't my bottom in the picture. To make you happy I have illustrated this entry with a picture of Felicia and me having fun in the kitchen. And it is me in the red tutu.
Anyway, what I am to tell you, happened yesterday. Felicia, Bananas and I were in the loo. As it happened. You know how girls are! For some reason we always seem to gather there.
To make a long story short. Felicia was leaning forward for some reason. I was standing behind her and just happened to be staring at her bottom. She has a lovely bottom (a bottom I am planning to smack in the near future). At this specific moment in time clad only in a pair of white knickers.
You have to understand. It is very hard to resist the temptation. A girl is just a girl and as Oscar Wilde put it: 'I can resist anything but temptation.' Miranda is only human so she gave in to temptation.
I leaned forward and bit her. I planted my teeth in her right buttock, middle part, a little to the right. I got a good grip with my teeth, I must say. It didn't last for long but it is not to exaggerate to say that the mood in the room changed.
Felicia didn't scream. The sound she made can't be described as a scream. It was quite clear to me that she was quite upset, though. The cat was upset too. She had been monitoring everything perched on top of the cabinet and now she lost her footing and fell into the bathtub. There was no water there but cats, generally, don't enjoy falling off things.
I had no idea my teeth were that sharp. She got a very nasty mark. There was no blood but a very evil looking mark. It was still there this morning.
Felicia jumped around for quite a while and I could but stand there and look at her in amazement. I think you will believe me if I say that she was quite angry.
She didn't try to kill me there and then and she didn't spank me for it. I know some of my readers would think, that could have been a natural progression but we don't do it like that in our household. She looked at me very angrily. I said I was sorry and she calmed down a little. Bananas was still upset but when she got some food she calmed down too.
I will not bite Felicia again, not for a long time. It was good fun though.