Wednesday, 26 September 2007

Unfair

I think it is unfair when your most beloved red haired friend is too busy to smack your bottom. The cat is no good and it is not, simply, the same. I want Felicia to smack my bottom.


I had great hoped for this weekend. Come weekend and Felicia had to stay at her department and work. How horrible is that? Miranda was not in the mood to go somewhere and do anything so she stayed home with the cat and her unsmacked bottom. And watched rugby. Rugby is fun, sweaty men who crawl around in big heaps. Too many rugby matches is boring.


Anyway, come weekdays but no more time to smack Tiny Miranda's bottom. No time for any kind of fun. I am glad that the red haired woman has time to sleep in my bed but Miranda wants more.


The clever ones of you will have spotted my plan. If I write in my blog about how unfair Felicia is to me then she will think that is a spankable offence.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Curtseygirl says: Too many rugby matches is boring? Let me know if Felicia doesn't spank you, I'll do it myself you cheeky girl!

Miranda said...

We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls...
Come to think of it, cheeky takes on a new and interesting meaning when you use it like that.
If you do it, Curtseygirl, you have to do it properly...smiles.

Miranda

Manorlord said...

Isn't the willful (or even negligent) failure to spank in itself a spankable offense? If pointing this out is a spankable offense, then failing to act on it is, well, spankable squared. And so on, a vicious feedback loop/regress until critical mass is achieved and the very fabric of the universe is rent asunder -- or at least, badly wrinkled.

Miranda said...

Now my brain is badly wrinkled, manorlord. That was too confusing. Maybe you have to stop by and spank some sense into this silly girl.

Dave said...

It appears that both Felicia and Miranda need some really red rear-end rump-roasting really soon.

Uh oh....someone call the alliteration police.

Dave

Miranda said...

Some serious smarting smacks on soft smooth skin...